Nobody can beat a Jew to tell jewish jokes. Please Rodbar, tell your Jew JWN friends to join in.
aligot ripounsous
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Jewish mother
by aligot ripounsous ina jewish mother offers her son 2 shirts, one blue and the other yellow.
son thanks mum warmly, the two shirts are so beautiful.
the next day son pays mum a visit, wearing the blue shirt to show her how much he appreciated her gift.
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Jewish mother
by aligot ripounsous ina jewish mother offers her son 2 shirts, one blue and the other yellow.
son thanks mum warmly, the two shirts are so beautiful.
the next day son pays mum a visit, wearing the blue shirt to show her how much he appreciated her gift.
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aligot ripounsous
Hei, Nark, I'm not jewish but I found it so hilarious when I heard it on the radio from Roger Hanin (to JWNers, french actor of North african jewish extraction).
Thanks Rodbar for this one.
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Jewish mother
by aligot ripounsous ina jewish mother offers her son 2 shirts, one blue and the other yellow.
son thanks mum warmly, the two shirts are so beautiful.
the next day son pays mum a visit, wearing the blue shirt to show her how much he appreciated her gift.
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aligot ripounsous
A jewish mother offers her son 2 shirts, one blue and the other yellow. Son thanks Mum warmly, the two shirts are so beautiful. The next day Son pays Mum a visit, wearing the blue shirt to show her how much he appreciated her gift. But Mum looks very disappointed, even grieved, and says "So Son , you didn't like the yellow shirt ?"
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Crafts
by mrsjones5 inwhen i was growing up in the borg i didn't see much in the way of craftmaking except for a few who knew how to sew.
no one that i knew at any of the halls i went to knitted or crocheted or tatted or did much in the needle arts other than sewing.
i was introduced to knitting by a "worldly" woman who was my brother's nurse.. maybe this is just something i noticed and is limited to my borg experience.. josie.
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aligot ripounsous
My wife's Mom had 4 daughters in the same age bracket and she wanted them to be busy all the time so as not to remain day dreaming. As a result she is now very skilled at knitting, crocheting mats, etc. On top of it she's such a generous person that she would readily give them as presents to the many sisters in the congregation (incredible how many friends she has in these instances...) who marvel at her work, if I weren't watching and telling her that she must keep some for herself (made a beautiful crocheted blouse cover, lately) and her children.
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Asperatus clouds : ...and in the sky great signs
by aligot ripounsous inhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/jun/01/2?picture=348217738.
don't know if it has been mentioned already on the board,.
scientists are thinking of naming that new disquieting sort of cloud asperatus.. a foresight of armageddon.
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aligot ripounsous
Nice painting, CoCo, and it could readily illustrate God's wrath, indeed (or creation ?). But, unless they totally fool us, I understand that the Cloud Appreciation Society publishes real Asperatus clouds, aw inspiring (JW parlance rising back to the surface) as they are.
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Happy Father's Day
by Robdar inyou make the world a better place for our children.
you are safety in a world gone mad.
thank you so very much for the things you do.
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aligot ripounsous
My children are quite crafty, they always make sure that what they will offer Dad will be of use for the whole family: digital camera, etc. That's Dad's fate, nothing of his own.
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I got a love letter!!!
by purplesofa inhello my dear,.
my name is peace i am a memeber of jehovahs-witness and i saw your profile today at (www.jehovahs-witness) and i love it,i think we can make it together, therefore i would like you to contact me back throug my email address, i will tell you more about myself and i will also send you my photo as soon as you contact me back.
hopping to hear from you soonest, understand that love is one bless with love and trust thanks.. yours peace .
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aligot ripounsous
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Hi
How are you hope all is movig fine. I was at( www.jehovahs-witness.net )where i seek for honest lover and i meet your profile then i drop by to know who this was, i will like to know more about you. you can email me at( [email protected] ) i wait to see you soon
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Ugly cars!
by crapola ini have seen many ugly new cars.
what is the ugliest new car you have seen?
my pick would ne the nissan cube!
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aligot ripounsous
Citroën's ugly duckling
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London cops told to stop & search more whites to keep racial balance in stats
by aligot ripounsous in.
london policemen have to report statistics showing a smaller proportion of black and muslimlike people being stopped and searched in the street, which leads them to do so randomly with white people, just to keep racial balance and out of political correctness, regardless of whether they seem to correspond to the targets of the antiterrorism policy.. now, looking at it under another angle, one could rightly argue that producing such racially balanced statistics, even if they are rigged and don't lure anyone, will contribute to a more peaceful social atmosphere and, perhaps, defuse tensions and resentment that lead to some forms of criminal activities and maybe to terrorism, who knows.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6521199.ece.
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aligot ripounsous
Police carrying out stop and search 'just for statistics'
Police are making unjustified searches of members of the public to provide "racial balance" to stop and search statistics, Lord Carlile, the independent reviewer of anti-terrorism laws, has said.
Published: 1:57PM BST 17 Jun 2009
Lord Carlile, the independent reviewer of anti-terrorism laws, said he knew of cases where suspects were stopped by officers even though there was no evidence against them.
He warned that police were wasting money by carrying out "self-evidently unmerited searches" which were an invasion of civil liberties and "almost certainly unlawful".
Lord Carlile, a Liberal Democrat peer and QC, condemned the wrongful use of Section 44 of the Terrorism Act 2000 in his annual report on anti-terror laws.
He said police were carrying out the searches on people they had no basis for suspecting so they could avoid accusations of prejudice.
As the terror threat against Britain is largely from Islamist extremists, the figures show disproportionately more Muslims and therefore more Asians being searched than whites.
But the peer said police should stop trying to balance the figures, and it may be that an "ethnic imbalance" is a "proportional consequence" of policing.
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London cops told to stop & search more whites to keep racial balance in stats
by aligot ripounsous in.
london policemen have to report statistics showing a smaller proportion of black and muslimlike people being stopped and searched in the street, which leads them to do so randomly with white people, just to keep racial balance and out of political correctness, regardless of whether they seem to correspond to the targets of the antiterrorism policy.. now, looking at it under another angle, one could rightly argue that producing such racially balanced statistics, even if they are rigged and don't lure anyone, will contribute to a more peaceful social atmosphere and, perhaps, defuse tensions and resentment that lead to some forms of criminal activities and maybe to terrorism, who knows.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6521199.ece.
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aligot ripounsous
London policemen have to report statistics showing a smaller proportion of black and muslimlike people being stopped and searched in the street, which leads them to do so randomly with white people, just to keep racial balance and out of political correctness, regardless of whether they seem to correspond to the targets of the antiterrorism policy.
Now, looking at it under another angle, one could rightly argue that producing such racially balanced statistics, even if they are rigged and don't lure anyone, will contribute to a more peaceful social atmosphere and, perhaps, defuse tensions and resentment that lead to some forms of criminal activities and maybe to terrorism, who knows.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6521199.ece